So you’ve cut the grass and trimmed the hedges and it’s still only 9.30am on a Summer Sunday morning.
What next?
Church? Not a bit of it!
A great big bonfire. What could be nicer?
Everyone loves a bonfire, especially at the weekend. Especially with lots of green hedge cuttings thrown on.
Ahhhh! The lovely smell of burning laurel. Oh happy neighbours. Oh happy day. The bucolic idyll is paradise, or hell on earth, or something like that.
